“Holy fuck, Rachel,” Satan growled, “you’re catholic, not Mormon.” She lit the smoke before yelling into the crowd, “God, can you hurry the fuck up?”
“Sorry, Lucy,” God’s voice boomed, “your chains are all tangled up; it’s like trying to untie earbud wires.”
“Omnipotent being; can’t untie chains.” Satan sighed between puffs, “And you people wonder why your world is so fucked up.”
A golden light emerged from the masses and cut through the ash-filled air of the inferno. You’re much stronger than her.” Lucy laughed, pointing at God’s horned head. Anime I had her doing coke and fucking for strangers on the internet within a week.”
“I really liked Alexa,” God gave me a sarcastic pouty-face, “what happened to her?”
“Last time I checked she was getting gangbanged by about twenty demons,” I smiled, “and loving every second of it.”
“You always turn my pet projects into
