Everything made sense, father’s slow-witted-ness and timidity, I had long suspected father and brother to be fellows from some strange alien race or changed from frogs by some witch with frog brain intact, but with the revelation that I were of Fitzgibbon blood all was explained and I determined to proceed to Fitzgibbon Hall forthwith to have the matter out once and for all. Anime sex “Oh for heaven’s sake,” I sighed, “Desist, for I have not the urge to ravish you.”
“Rape!” she cried again as as Frobisher the Butler was aroused from his slumbers and wandered uncertainly forth from the back stairs she bellowed “Rape,” once again and grasping her own bodice she tore it asunder, “Rape, for pities sake!” she cried. “And your daughters?” I asked, “Or do you allow any passing rogue to sample them
“Our blacksmith Mr Stephenson makes excellent patent chastity belts!”
